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Sunday, January 31, 2010

An Introduction

In a visceral display of cognitive keystrokes I will attempt to regurgitate some aspect of myself to you the reader (gender omitted to remain neutral) while still leaving a substantial chunk out in order to work your imaginations, and let you fill in the blanks. Consider this blog a place for me to orate my musings onto a virtual canvass and allow you the reader (gender still omitted) to hold on and enjoy the ride. It was the late journalist and author Hunter Thompson who said
I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.”Obviously that has nothing to with anything that was stated above, but let that quote be a lesson to you. It is here that you can expect the unexpected and I will challenge you the Female reader (continual gender omission) to dig deep within your psyche and allow your neurons to fire in ways they may have never done in the past. We are leaving traditional reading at the proverbial door, and excuse the cliché, but we will together journey through a multitude of issues ranging from Constitutional Law to the music industry.

I suppose formal introductions are needed at this point:

Name: Chris R

Education: Current student at Cal State-Monterey Bay

Major: Human Communications

Hobbies: Music, Politics, Sports, and Talking

That is enough for the moment and consider this a personal cliffhanger. At the moment I have every intention of sharing more with you about my life, but in all honesty I will more than likely forget and that will be the only personal information you will receive. Although I do encourage you to grab your cerebral Bic pens and connect the dot’s in way that they were never meant to be connected.

The very essence of blogging is to employ a more connected, personal spin on traditional journalism. It is within the confines of the blogosphere all blogs are connected no matter what the point of view. With the freedom that the Internet allows it is one of the last facets of actual freedom of speech and it is everyone’s job to preserve that right. Many of you do not, and will not agree with everything that is said on this site, and I challenge you the male reader (joke is getting old) to speak your mind at let your presence be felt. Comments are always encouraged on this site, and I will never delete the ones that I don't like, nor will I require names to post such comments. Consider this blog a narrative condom of sorts, here you are protected

… With that go fourth and express yourself, freely and have fun!

17 comments:

Mike said...

I stumbled on this blog while killing time before making the rounds at the hospital I work at in New York. Fun stuff keep up the good work!!!

Anonymous said...

i was aboot to go do sum hand stuff on the other side of the internets when i found yooooo.

first things last (as this is all i will say b4 i go play yard tustle with my stuff): drivvle. all of it. mike is prolly your alt... nobody can love yoo or dis. i mean dat... i mean what you wrote.

Anonymous said...

you know what i wont quiet down....

your yard box is full rotten. i hope you bang you knee on some really hard shit.

Anonymous said...

your now my business.
Check out this clowns facebook--
http://www.meganslaw.ca.gov
this dood rapes kidz in public...

PussyPounder669 said...

Hey everyone...
Listen up.

This d00d's mom's yard box is full of failed dreams and sick.

I know because it is my splatter that fills her.

Also. Phuck you.

Anonymous said...

awsome awsome awsome

Mike said...

Im not sure what the anon is talking about. This troll is just in it for attention. On a side note this Blog reads like a modern day Holden Caulfield.

freespeechprof said...

See what happens when you allow anonymous comments? :) Welcome to the world of free speech!

Carley said...

Is this for a class or something?

FOLKyeah! said...

Condom on. Very enjoyable read!

PussyPounder669 said...

Things to do:

re Mike-- shoot my dik splat on his knucks

re FolkYeah-- break her Bob Dylan tapes

re FreeSpeechProf-- recognize he/she is likley a tenured prof @ a skool for smarty dressed hipsters who don't respek him/her depite his F4orts to give a meanigful assignment to write rlly organically aboot life, the universe and everything. Dik Splat 4 U 2.

PussyPounder669 said...

whoooopsie!!! I forgot Carley...prolly not the 1st time that has happened to her...how's daddy?

LiL Dwayne said...

'O' if for the way I look at you.

http://thisboysshirt.blogspot.com/

Lauren G said...

You should stop commenting on this blog. It's really obvious that this is for a college class. You are going to get this person in trouble.

Love the post, please post more, you have an interesting style.

PussyPounder669 said...

Oh Lauren my Lauren...

You sound lyke yoo scrum nice.
Im sure this is for a class but that doesn't make his post any less stoopid or your wrinkle gap any less funknasty.
I hope you are a colts fan.

sandbar wonderland said...

I like the writing man. Cool references and nice use of words. Look forward to reading more posts

PussyPounder669 said...

sandbar wonderland, I read palms...

Yoo will have a rlly c00l life shoving your hips into woman @ John Mayer concerts.
!Congrats Bro! Time to taste my mud region.