2:25am and I wish God would help me sleep.

2:25am
As I sit in bed I find myself slipping further and further away from actual sleep… Looks like another long night. All is not lost though, so let us think about some stuff; stuff that isn’t fun for the majority of Americans to think about, God stuff. Well more like there is no God stuff. As a matter of fact I am no longer willing to follow conventional Christian induced grammar; I’m no longer going to capitalize god… As Dana Carvey would say “Nope, not gonna do it. Wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture,”.
I saw a t shirt today, it was funny. Well no, the person that was wearing it was funny. The shirt made me think, and I really didn’t feel like thinking at the time. So in retrospection I’m removing the label of funny from the person who wore the shirt and now labeling them as stupid. Let this be a warning to anyone who makes me think when I don’t want too. Anyway back to the shirt. It was a black shirt that had in big white letters: What if Jesus was aborted? Look I get it this person is pro life, yada, yada, yada, whatever. That is for a different post, and frankly I’ve done way too much cocaine in my life to ever have an effective reproductive system, so no abortion necessary for me. I want to take the shirt at face value, what if jesus was aborted? Let’s just look at the wars that would have probably been avoided:
• The Crusades
• French Wars of Religion
• Reconquista
And those are just the big ones, and truthfully I don’t really want to do any research so those were the ones closest to the surface so to speak.
Next I want to challenge the very existence of jesus. I can’t tell you how many times I hear “well even if you don’t believe in god, you have to admit jesus was a real person.” Nope I don’t. And here are my reasons:
http://rationalrevolution.net/articles/jesus_myth_history.htm
Read the whole thing, this person did all the research for me!
2:41am
I am beginning to actually feel tired, but stupid me turned on the the TV and much to my surprise a history of jesus is on the History channel. I wonder if it is going to change my mind? Probably not, I don’t think much could at this point… We know Santa Claus is fake, he is only something kids belive in. Well the idea of a fat old man in red PJ’s that delivers cool stuff once a year to every kid in the world (lest you have been naughty) via flying reindeer is more believable than god. Hey god! Why do you hate amputee’s so much? I mean you let lizards grow back their tails, why can’t you let a diabetic kid who just lost his leg grow it back? Hmmmmmmmmmmm? Maybe because you’re not a you're at all and more like a thing, an it, a lie.